Balsley: "I don't get the tie rule. Only one team can score at a time. There can be no ties"
League: We shall revise the rulebook as follows: Ties are forbidden. Any player in a tie will be escorted from the premises by event security. That should clear everything up.
Various Ballers: "Sunshine stacked his team. It is unfair how the teams were made. There is no accountability." (shout out to the GAO folks ;)
Sunshine's thoughts: "you don't like it, you make your own league and stack your own team"
League: Perhaps we make team selection more of a transparent process that all can participate in. Suggestions include somehow using the individual statistics to assist in team making. Like maybe the 4 highest ranked tossers become next season's captains and we hold a draft. Or like number one & Number fourteen get paired up, and two & 13, and so on. Good suggestions all.
Sunshine: "I'm embarrassed by these bags. Where are the good bags? Why isn't there a decent set of bags for this league?"
League: one word - Sponsorships.
Nalylee: "21! 21! freaking mosquito bites! I counted them. I am going to be the commissioner of bug spray for this league. I swear to god."
League: Without objection, the motion passes. Fremont has a costco membership, and I think he's got smart car2go membership too. He could be an ally Ms. Commissioner.
Mack: "It'd be great if we could keep really really detailed stats on each player."
League: and then start a black market cornhole league fantasy league. I'm down with that.
KC: "All the couples are placed on the same team so they can never stand on the same end." Is this a nice way of saying that you don't want to be on your husband's team?
League: It's not never, there are scenarios when teammates / couples could face each other as opponents and stand alongside each other to hold hands or make out or whatever. For example, if both folks were stepping to represent different teams in a match that doesn't involve their home team, then they could do that. Also, once official matches are completed for the evening, all spouses, lovers, domestic partners and mistress-slave arrangements are free to form any pairings for recreational games.
I can't really read those brown statements. The brown on brown background is no good.
ReplyDeleteI did however look in to solving one of the problems mentioned. I Amazoned some bags. Hopefully they're here by week 2. It's not quite a Sponsorship, but it ought to result in some new bags.